The Death Chamber

VOL I-No 125 First Edition

Where Ideas come to die...

Wednesday January 1, 2025

THREE ESCAPE ASYLUM

New Zealand Chachalot, Maniac, and Hound Escape Penance Hill Insane Asylum.

"Biggest Threat Since The King in Yellow"- Says Director of the Institute.

ABOUT

Meet the editorial team!

SHRINES

The Cachalot Shrine

To the most vicous monster in the ocean.

Some Other Shrine

Coming soon...

JOURNAL

Whats our life like? Come find out...

MUSINGS

Our thougths are commodified for your enjoyment.

GUESTBOOK

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ENEMIES OF THE STATE

Yes, indeed. We have decided to reprint under our brand the initial report of our escape from the oppressive grips of the state. This is only a taste of how they treat the revolutionaries of our time. Rebels and renegades alike, cast into the margins of society where their voice will never be heard, or worse, ridiculed. How were we portrayed? See for yourself in this first edition of The Death Chamber.

HEAD JOURNALIST

The maniac in question also happens to be the webmaster for The Death Chamber. A tall lanky man with a euphoric demeanor who laughs at his own jokes. An aspiring mathematician and whale enjoyer. He is also inexplicably terrified of cold water, believing that it will somehow invoke sea monsters into the shower, or worse, transport him into the open ocean, stranded and terrified. His daily routine consists of compulsive behaviors such as not stepping on lines or when walking on tiles he moves in an “L” pattern not unlike the knight in chess. If you see him do not approach, he will strike a

evidence that it was ever there. It must be, the stress of having to think so much for that wretched website.

CHIEF&EDITOR

New Zealand Tom is a sperm whale who’s left his love of sinking whaling ships in the past and since then has developed an affinity for human affairs. He can write and edit, but his vocal repertoire is limited to whale sounds which are unintelligible to anyone who is not pretending to understand. Tom is over a hundred and fifty years old.

conversation of which you will not easily see your way out of. No doubt there are others with the same affliction, they walk among us, waiting for the chance that somebody will hear them out. Do not entertain them.

THE INTERN

Better known as Charlie; don’t let his puppy face deceive you, he is older than he looks. He is of devious breed with a wide jaw and a hooked tail. He voraciously eats his own poop when no one is looking, making sure to leave no